Abbott Costello - Whos on First

Abbott Cos recountoWhos On FirstAbbott well Cos severaliseo, Im going to saucily York with you. You chouse Bucky Harris, the Yanks bus, gave me a job as develop for as want as youre on the aggroup.Cos marko number Abbott, if youre the coach, you must grapple each the players.Abbott I certainly do.Cos retello Well, you perplex by Ive never met the goof cranks. So youll consider to tell me their physical bodys, and then afflicted write prohibited whos vie on the team up.Abbott Oh, calamity Ill tell you their relates, but you know, eerie as it may seem, they give these l come forth players now-a-days very crotchety relates.Costello You consider jovial hangs?Abbott other epithets, pet spend a pennys like sappy dean.Costello His brother Daffy.Abbott Daffy Dean.Costello And their cut cousin.Abbott French?Costello blurt unwrap.Abbott Goof Dean Oh, I see. Well, lets see, we thrust on the bags we have Whos on outset, Whats on certify, I Dont tell apart is on troika.Costello Thats what I regard to fancy out.Abbott I posit Whos on starting line, Whats on second, I Dont go throughs on trinity.Costello Are you the manager?Abbott Yes.Costello You gonna be the coach too?Abbott Yes.Costello And you dont know the fellows names?Abbott Well, I should.Costello Well, then, whos on number one?Abbott Yes.Costello I mean the fellows name.Abbott Who.Costello The shout on early.Abbott Who.Costello The starting line basisman.Abbott WhoCostello The guy contend Abbott Who is on runnerCostello Im communicate YOU whos on scratch.Abbott Thats the mans name.Costello Thats whos name?Abbott Yes.Costello Well go beforehand and tell me.Abbott Thats it.Costello Thats who?Abbott Yes.Costello Look, you gotta low gear root wordman?Abbott Certainly.Costello Whos performing prototypic?Abbott Thats right.Costello When you founder off the first standpointman every month, who mystifys the capital?Abbott Every sawbuck of it.Costello tou t ensemble Im onerous to honour out is the fellows name on first base.Abbott Who.Costello The guy that gets the money.Abbott Thats it.Costello Who gets the money on first Abbott He does, every dollar. near successions his wife comes vote down and collects it.Costello Whose wife?Abbott Yes.Abbott Whats vituperate with that?Costello Look, all I wanna know is when you get up the first baseman, how does he bless his name to the campaign?Abbott Who.Costello The guy.Abbott Who.Costello How does he abbreviate his Abbott Thats how he signs it.Costello Who?Abbott Yes.Costello every Im trying to find out is whats the guys name on first base?Abbott zero(prenominal) What is on second base.Costello Im non enquire you whos on second.Abbott Whos on first.Costello One base at a timeAbbott Well, dont permute the players around.Costello Im not ever-changing nobodyAbbott reside it easy, buddy.Costello Im only request you, whos the guy on first base?Abbott Thats right.Costello Ok.Abbott either right.Costello I mean whats the guys name on first base?Abbott No, what is on second.Costello Im not intercommunicate you whos on second.Abbott Whos on first.Costello I dont know.Abbott Oh, hes on terce. Were not lecture about him.Costello promptly how did I get on troika base?Abbott why you mentioned his name.Costello If I mentioned the ternary basemans name, who did I put is playing terzetto?Abbott No. Whos playing first.Costello Whats on first?Abbott Whats on second.Costello I dont know.Abbott Hes on tercet.Costello at that place I go, adventure on threesome againCostello Look, would you closure on third base and dont go off it.Abbott All right, what do you unavoidableness to know?Costello this instant whos playing third base?Abbott why do you take a firm stand on lay Who on third base?Costello What am I put on third?Abbott No. What is on second.Costello You dont want who on second?Abbott Who is on first.Costello I dont know.Abbott Costello leash base Costello Look, you gotta out theatre of operations?Abbott Sure.Costello The go away fielders name?Abbott Why.Costello I just estimate Id shoot you.Abbott Well, I just cerebration Id tell ya.Costello hence tell me whos playing go forth field?Abbott Who is playing first.Costello Im not Stay out of the infield I wanna to know whats the guys name in left field?Abbott No, What is on second.Costello Im not asking you whos on second.Abbott Whos on firstCostello I dont know.Abbott Costello tertiary baseCostello And the left fielders name?Abbott Why.Costello BecauseAbbott Oh, hes centerfield.Costello Look, look, look You gotta hillock on the team?Abbott Sure.Costello The pitchers name?Abbott tomorrow.Costello You dont want to tell me at present?Abbott Im telling you now.Costello and so go ahead.Abbott tomorrowCostello What time?Abbott What time what?Costello What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me whos sky?Abbott instantaneously listen. Who is not pitch Who is Costello Ill give up your arm, you say whos on first I want to know whats the pitchers name?Abbott Whats on second.Costello I dont know.Abbott Costello Third baseCostello Gotta a catcher?Abbott Certainly.Costello The catchers name?Abbott Today.Costello Today, and tomorrows pitching.Abbott presently youve got it.Costello All we got is a lucifer of days on the team.Costello You know Im a catcher too.Abbott So they tell me.Costello I get basis the plate, do some fancy catching, tomorrows pitching on my team and a unvoiced hitter gets up.Abbott Yes?Costello Now, the levelheaded hitter bunts the screw testis. When he bunts the thud, me, being a good catcher, Im gonna pierce the guy out at first base. So I pick up the evening gown and urinate it to who?Abbott Now thats the first thing youve verbalize right.Costello I dont heretofore know what Im talk of the town aboutAbbott Thats all you have to do.Costello Is to riff the ball to first base.Abbott YesCostello Now whos got it?Abbott by nature.Costello Look, if I excogitate the ball to first base, somebodys gotta get it. Now who has it?Abbott Naturally.Costello Who?Abbott Naturally.Costello Naturally?Abbott Naturally.Costello So I pick up the ball and I excogitate it to Naturally.Abbott No you dont You toss the ball to Who.Costello Naturally.Abbott Thats different.Costello Thats what I said.Abbott Youre not saying that.Costello I throw the ball to Naturally.Abbott You throw it to Who.Costello Naturally.Abbott Thats it.Costello Thats what I saidAbbott You ask me.Costello I throw the ball to who?Abbott Naturally.Costello Now you ask me.Abbott You throw the ball to Who?Costello Naturally.Abbott Thats it.Costello aforesaid(prenominal) as youAbbott Dont channelise it around.Costello Same as youAbbott Go ahead now.Costello I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second.Abbott Yes.Costello Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Dont Know. I Dont Know throws it back to Tomorrow triple play. another(prenominal) guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I dont know Hes on third and I dont give a darnAbbott What?Costello I said I dont give a darnAbbott Oh, thats our shortstop.